1) High school cafeterias are vast and spacious — leaving plenty of room to spontaniously break into song and dance — and are in no way packed, crowded or uncomfortable

2) It’s completely acceptable for the female drama teacher to walk into the guys locker room where her young male students are showering.

3) A white, 5-foot-9 junior is the best high school basketball player in the state of New Mexico.

4) There is exactly one fat person at East High School.

5) In school hallways they put up really big posters of the most popular guy in school so that obsessed girls can sing to it

6) Lucas is NOT gay… even though he dances, sings, hangs out with his girly sister, wears pink hats, and stares at sweaty basketball players because Disney does not promote homosexuality

7) In high school, you only have class once a day and it’s only about 10 minutes long. For the rest of the day you can sing, dance, play basketball, make/foil plans, and hide out in secret gardens as much as you want.

You can name a kid in the 21st century "Sharpay"

9) There is only ONE Gabriella Montez on the entire World Wide Web.

10) If you’re the new kid in school, no one is allowed to look at you

11) If you audition for a school play, you send the entire school into pandemonium

12) Some high schools only have 5 adults on campus. That’s how they get away with dancing in the halls.

13) Apparently the winter musical only requires two cast members.

14) Corbin Bleu is pretty much white.

15) If you’re a stressed jock, you need only to go to the school gardens and sing… nobody will find you or pick on you.

16) If you love a girl enough, breaking and entering into her room is not considered a problem.

17) Troy rides the bus to school even though his dad works there

18) You can have a laptop and a webcam pointing at a person ready to record them and they would NEVER notice

19) All stage fright can be cured by the saying “Like kindergarten”

20) Students in high school don’t need backpacks… or books for that matter

21) It takes Gabriella’s mom and Troy’s dad forever to walk to an auditorium.

22) People keep outfits in their lockers just in case someone spills nachos on them

23) If you wear pink and have blonde hair, you are automatically a malevolent popular girl.

24) All fathers with sons in sports are oblivious to their sons’s other needs and desires.

25) A high school can produce 17 musicals in a span of two years

26) It is possible for the random girl you met at a ski lodge at New Year’s to coincidentally move to your school and become your girlfriend

27) An entire school’s network can be crippled by the push of a bottom (Taylor must be a really good hacker.)

28) Interperative dancing is a sign that there is something mentally wrong with you and must see a counselor

29) When the entire East High School student body is decked out in red and white, Troy and Gabriella always seem to be in blue. Until the finale when they finally catch on.

So I went to bed at around 12:30 and obviously didn’t sleep very deeply because I remember my dreams…some vivid and others not so much. Unfortunately the ones I didn’t want to remember are the ones coursing through my brain right now.
So part of my dream, I remember being at a ski resort with some random man, and we were supposed to go snowboarding, but it was way too icy. I think because of this, he and I somehow ended up hanging out with Lindsay Lohan and her entourage. We decided to go to a hot tub party behind some dumpsters in an alley (yes, that is where celebrities have hot tub parties). It was very strange. Well anyway, I remember Lindsay Lohan got pissed at me for something (I need to stop watching The Soup..I don’t know why celebrities keep popping up in my dreams). This turned into an argument between all of us, but soon something else happened (can’t remember) and we had to escape.
All of a sudden the dream is about a little black boy and he and all of his friends were trying to escape something of some sort. I don’t know if most or all was movie-like. I don’t think I was in this part of the dream at all. I was like a ghost in the background, or it was just like watching a movie…literally, there was camera panning as if I were in a theater. I vaguely remember the little boy getting caught by his dad while trying to escape. His father was a very dark-skinned man in some sort of military uniform. He had a very thick accent, but I can’t remember what it was right now. He hit the boy a lot and was very verbally/mentally abusive. Suddenly there was a little chubby kid who was there trying to help the little boy escape. He kind of looked like the fat cousin of Harry Potter, but was nice. He was in a boy-scouts/private school type of uniform with a little tie and knickerbockers. He told the little boy of the best escape route. It was through this pipe or something that the fat boy was not able to fit through. It went into a creek, in which then turned into rain forest/jungle type of scenery. The little black boy and all of the other kids trying to escape did so, and the he waved goodbye to the fat kid. When the fat kid gets home he has to sit at a dinner table. He sits there with his mom and dad, who were also portly, and the black boy’s father was there. They were all yelling at him, nagging him, and lecturing him about how what he did was so wrong. The weirdest thing about this room is it was small, and everything in it was made of wood, except for the light above their head. I just remember the parents saying things like "How could you do that to this poor man?" I think the mom was wearing a pink, flowered mu mu. Don’t remember what the dad looked like. Also, the little boy’s father was yelling at/nagging him too, but they were all sitting down at the wooden table in their wooden chairs, which isn’t normal in a fight…especially in an interrogation type room. Anyway, this is when it became very Tarintino like. So the mom was yelling / nagging, and pointing her fingers in his face, but words weren’t heard anymore, it was just mumbles in slow motion and a pan-in on her lips moving. It was also almost cartoon-like at this point, reminding me a lot of Kill Bill with the Lucy Lu scene. All of a sudden the "camera" panned in on the boy, getting more and more annoyed and agitated. While staring at the table, he starts saying, "That’s a 1." It kept going in and out of cartoon-imagery. This is when the father got into it saying things like "Don’t you dare talk to your mother like that!" and the other man chiming in "That’s disrespectful!" All pointing their fingers and all talking in what almost seemed to be gibberish. The boys breath got louder as he stared at the table even more agitated. "That’s a two." This made the noises in the background, the finger pointing, and the breath got more distorted and louder. The camera was spinning around the table, then suddenly focused on the boy "That’s a 3!" and he stood up, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot his mom in the head 7 more times while saying "4,5,6,7,8,9, and that’s a 10!" The "camera" moved to the ceiling and was looking down at everything at this point. He then shot his dad in the head, counting again, and then the father of the little black boy, counting again. Then he shot himself in the head. The scene was so bloody, with the 4 bodies laying in this small wooden room. That is when I woke up, heart racing. It was so awful, weird, and uncomfortable.

I did read an article about that kid who killed his parents because they locked away his Halo game, which is the only thing I can relate to the pure violence between child and parent. I am also a very creative person, and I am actually planning on going back to school this fall to get a masters in film, so I can imagine a lot is related, but it was so weird I wanted to know if anyone else had any insight. Again, I wasn’t even in the main and scary part of the

I’m sorry I sound so dead!! I just finished running at Junior Olympics and my allergies were hitting me while I filmed this. This is part 1 of 2, def check out part 2 where I actually WEAR the gear, I was already too sweaty and dead from running to put on everything. LINKS! I can’t find all the places where I got my stuff….I’ll use big retailers as Evike and ASGI as a base so you can check out this stuff retail as well. I got the hook ups, I know where to look, and thats why I got close to 300 worth of stuff for half. Basics – My jumpsuit instead of THIS: www.airsoftpost.com Gun’s one point sling: www.airsoftpost.com Protection – Knee pad + Elbow pad: www.airsoftpost.com Gloves – What I would of gotten www.airsoftpost.com Goggles: www.airsoftpost.com Ski mask type deal: www.airsoftpost.com The main thing – Vest: www.airsoftpost.com EMT pouch: www.airsoftpost.com mp5/mp7 mag pouch: www.airsoftpost.com Dump pouch: www.airsoftpost.com Black platform + m4/m16 mags www.airsoftpost.com & www.airsoftpost.com H20 pack: www.airsoftpost.com Bayonet Knife: www.airsoftpost.com

Andy nudged Savannah on the shoulder. "Do you think I’m going to win?"
"Of course you will!" she insured, smiling sweetly at him.
He had entered himself into the Kite Race. His partner Reese beckoned him to come in the boat with her so they could get started. He got up and went over to her.
Savannah watched them prepare their rainbow color cart as one of them held on to it. Reese was in a black wet suit matching Andy’s outfit. Her hair was tied into a tight-ponytail making her look professional. They both wanted to be marine biologists because they were interested in ocean related subjects.

Holly took out her video camera and started filming her friends. She focused the camera on Savannah who was wrapped in Carter’s embrace.
"Say something." Holly told her."
"Something!" Savannah said cheerily.
Carter leaned into the view of the camera and made funny faces. Holly then turned the camera to Mark and Lucas who flipped the camera off. Elisha did a few poses, mocking Maris’s dance moves. Savannah giggled as she watched Maris poking her lips out as the camera gave her its attention.
"It’s starting!" Savannah exclaimed as the race was starting to take off.
Holly filmed Andy driving the boat as Reese skied along the water. All of her friends cheered as they took the lead. They were winning!
As Andy and Reese passed them, water splashed Savannah and the others. She squealed in excitement as water hit her face. She used to stand by the river when she was seven with the neighbor kids hoping a boat would pass by, splashing them with the dirty water.

Fifteen minutes later, Andy and Reese came back flaunting their large trophy.
"We should split this in half so we could both keep it." Reese joked."
Andy laughed. "You keep it. I have enough trophies to last me a long time."
He flashed Savannah a smile who was digging into the bag of Cheese-Its. He snatched the box from her, spilling them into his mouth. Savannah giggled as she watched the scene. She would have never guessed that the annoying, weird, racist guy with braces would be a good friend of hers.

Carter hugged both Elisha and Savannah as they stood on the court at the football game. Savannah’s hair was done in loose curls, making her look fresh and innocent. She was in a white dress that wasn’t really the dress she was going to wear at the dance. She wanted to be a surprise for Carter and her friends. He picked her up first before doing the same to Elisha.
"You both look great." he complimented.
"Thank you!" Elisha smiled. "The Kites are whooping those Hounddog’s ass!"
Savannah looked at the scoreboard and saw that the score was 52-7.
"You suck!" Andy shouted at the visitor’s section, forming his hands into a triangle to imitate a blow-horn.
"That’s not good sportsmanship, Andy." Savannah chided.
"Shut up, slut." he teased, but saw Savannah’s face deflate a little bit. "It was only a joke."
"Oh, I knew that." she lied.
She needed to stop being so sensitive.

"I loved how the water splashed on us during the Kite Race." Danielle remarked.
"Yeah, that was the best wet t-shirt contest ever!" kidded Carter.
Savannah laughed exuberantly. Little jokes like that got her going. People always told her she had a good sense of humor. She was known for being the funny one. Holly came over with Jamie shaking lint out of her hair. Jamie wasn’t disappointed that Carter and Savannah were dating. She could care less. She was too busy hanging out with Darien.

"Is that what you’re going to be wearing the dance?" Jamie asked Savannah.
"Oh, no." she answered. "You’ll see what I’ll be wearing tomorrow."
"You look pretty anyway." Jamie smiled. "Can I take a picture with you all?"
"Sure," she said, putting an arm around Jamie and Carter.
Holly, Elisha, Andy, Reese, and the others stepped into the shot. Jamie had some guy take a picture of them. Savannah had been in so many pictures it wasn’t even funny. There were over four hundred pictures of her tagged on Facebook. Including the one of her and Carter laying in bed fast asleep that Reese had taken. Savannah had begged her to take it off but Reese told her to thank her later.
by the way. Andy’s not racist. She just thought he was

So I’m a 19 year old guy who has basically been apathetic to fashion my entire life. My relatives including my brother and dad are big into dressing up "well," but I have zero clue where to start. I’m basically a T-shirt and Jeans kind of kid, but I’d like to educate myself on what to wear. Anywhere I can learn online beside obv. just going out and reading magazines/going to the mall? Ideas?

In terms of what I look like, I’m 6"3 180, russian/chinese, work out alot, but not super "ripped" so to speak. 47" chest, huskier but not fat lower body from ski training (legs,hams,quads etc…), with straight black hair, japanese "silhouette" face (extremely defined and angular chin/cheeks etc…) with caucasian brown eyes, nose, and high cheekbones. Any particular styles or brands you guys would advocate?

I’d just like to learn how to dress better. I use to be apathetic, but after recent relationships, I’ve basically realized that If girls care a ton about what they wear, and I don’t, it is kind of a sign of "laziness"

actually I want to look my age because everyone says I look older. I am 13 years old and in 8th grade. frequently I get mistaken for being in college or high school. and once I got asked if that kid in my lap is mine (I was babysitting my cousin’s baby in a ski lodge while she was skiing). Someone thought I was my dad’s wife once. I also get hit on by guys way too old for me. Its awkward and I would really like to look my age.
I try to stay away from trendy clothes (meaning I don’t wear abercrombie and fitch or aeropostale) and I always wear make-up. I am tall but never wear heels unless with a dress and I rarely wear those.
So any ideas?? I would really appreciate it
my make up is natural ish for the most part. light, neutral shadow, thin top lid only liner, and little mascara. hint of foundation and no lipstick or gloss

So this is a really pathetic question but seeing as I’m 15 years old and I’ve never been kissed (not even on the playground in kindergarten), I figured I was pathetic to begin with and asking this question wouldn’t make it any worse.

1. I do have guy friends. I’m not really CLOSE with any of them, and I only see a few of them outside of school, but guys do think I’m funny.
2. I’m kind of weird sometimes, but only around people I know really well. I mean weird like facial expressions or accents that crack my friends up.
3. Contrary to what it might seem like after reading the above two, I’m not the class clown. I’m relatively shy… I just like to make people laugh.
4. I sing, I play the piano, I act (I have one of the leads in the school musical, and I’ve accompanied [on the piano] for my chorus at a school concert.)
5. I’ve never really been much of an athletic person, but I love skiing more than anything else in the world.
6. I always wear skinny jeans. Converse usually, but sometimes flats or shoes like these: http://di1.shopping.com/images1/pi/f4/a9/21/88142721-250×250-0-0_Nike+Nike+6+0+Cush+Kids+Skate+Shoe+for+Girls.jpg — except in MUCH better colors
7. I’m a B cup.
8. I’m 5′7" and slender in regular clothes. I do need to lose a few pounds before bikini season…
9. I’m in all high level classes, but I don’t do exceptionally well in them. (Middle-high Bs and low As)
10. I’m an awkward person, I’ll admit. But I have a lot of friends, and people tell me I’m pretty. I have long, wavy blonde hair and really pale skin (my makeup color is porcelain), and blue eyes.

So basically, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. And don’t tell me I’m too young to be worrying about things like this, because I know for a fact that I’m not. x

LONGMONT — The young woman wore a royal blue mortarboard and graduation gown, but her black ski mask hid her identity as she told her story Tuesday afternoon.

“Hi, my name is anonymous. I am the voice of all those people who are torn away from their dreams to pursue a career because they can’t continue their education past high school,” she said, reading her handwritten speech at a rally to support immigration reform.

“They do not know their own countries. They don’t even know their families who live outside the borders. So tell me, what are they supposed to do? What are they supposed to go back to?” she continued.

The young woman and a similarly clad young man — his graduation garb was black — were among 100 or so high school students and community members who gathered at Sixth Avenue and Main Street to support the cause.

The rally was the end point for a march that started at Centennial Park on Lashley Street shortly before 5 p.m.

Carrying professionally printed signs that read, “Reform Immigration for America,” and handmade signs with slogans such as “Aliens are green, not brown,” the group chanted “The time for change is now,” “Sí se puede,” “Yes we can” and “Reform.”

Belen Pargas, a senior at Skyline High School, was one of the march’s organizers and member of the school’s League of United Latin American Citizens.

“We feel if we raise our voices, we can make a change,” Pargas said. The students want Congress to pass the DREAM Act, or the Development, Relief and Education for Alien Minors Act, which would allow undocumented immigrants who were raised in the United States to pay in-state tuition for college.

Kim Gutierrez, 17, is the vice president of the school’s LULAC chapter. At the rally, she said, “Not everybody has a million dollars to spend on college because they have to pay out-of-state tuition.”

Everyone is affected by such immigration issues, whether they know it or not, Gutierrez said. The tuition issue motivated Maria Padilla and Ariana Sanchez, both 16, to participate in Tuesday’s march, they said.

“We’re here because we want reform to immigration,” Padilla said. “All of us are immigrants.”

Without a college education, immigrants won’t get as far in life as citizens, she said.

Marlene Moreno, 17, the president of LULAC, said immigrants deserve the same chance at a good life as citizens have.

“They don’t deserve to be working at McDonald’s because they’re illegal,” Moreno said.

Longmont resident Paula Burr stood out at the rally because she is 47 years old and white.

“There needs to be comprehensive immigration reform,” Burr said. The families and children who live in Colorado are part of the community, she said.

“We should encourage them to go on to college and support them,” Burr said.

The students also want Congress to create an easier path to citizenship for illegal immigrants who already live in the U.S., Pargas said.

Protestors also decried deportations that split up families because an adult is in the United States illegally, but the children are natural-born citizens.

One handmade sign, decorated with a U.S. flag, read, “I love my family.” Another said, “Stop destroying families.” During the rally, a little girl faced Main Street with a sign that read, “Stop destroying families and hurting innocent children now!”

Mercedes Medina, 23, wore a white T-shirt with “Keep love ones together” written on the back.

“We need to keep families together,” Medina said, explaining that she knows families who have had one or more members deported.

Mary Ann Hernandez agreed that too many families are separated.

“There’s too many kids without fathers. We need to get the families together,” Hernandez said.

http://www.timescall.com/news_story.asp?ID=18616

I would like to know which girl you would rather date on appearances?

Girl 1: Sandy blonde shoulder-length hair, green eyes, weighs about 99 pounds, 5′2", likes wearing heels and flip-flops but hates wearing tennis shoes unless they’re for sports, birthmarks on the sides and eyelids of face, thin, nice clothes and never wears mesh shorts to school, braces that come off in a few monthes

Girl 2: sandy blonde a little above the shoulder hair, brown eyes, 5′4", weighs 95 pounds and likes wearing tennis shoes and flip-flops, thin and wears nice clothes but not always

Who would you like to date based on personality? Girl 1 and 2 might be switched up so don’t just pick on appearances.

Girl 1: Plays basketball, volleyball, and softball. Loves to run and exersice. Loves to cook and make new things. Possible jobs are dentist and chef. Excited about the future. Favorite subjects are Math and Science. Doesn’t listen to much music excpet when driving. Likes country and anything that has a great beat. A song sets the mood for that day. The youngest of 4 children and a little spoiled when it comes to material things but lacks the attention. Smart and gets a lot of A’s and a few B’s. Likes school only because of friends. Wants to travel the world someday but wants to settle down and have a big family of seven kids. Loves to talk about anything. lOves to camp, swim, boating, knee-board, sports, sledding, 4wheeling, and much more outdoor activities. Great artist. Eager for life.

Girl 2: Plays Basketball and Volleyball. Great at 3 pointers. Loves to have fun with friends and family. 5th child of 6 and spoiled with attention but not materialistic things. Wants to be a hair-stylest and is great at doing hair. Quiet when feels like it but Happy and funny when the time it right. Favorite subjects are Science and Reading. Loves to be outdoors and adventure. Loves to camp, ski, snowboard, water ski, kneeboard, 4wheeling, babysitting, and playing sports. Smart but gets a C once in a while. Loves to listen to music and is good at cooking. Wants to settle down after college and have 4 or 5 kids. Excited about the future. Loves pets and would play with them all day along with kids. Also eager for life.
I am one of the girls. The other one is my best friend. I love her to death. All the guys like her and I can understand, she is beautiful and has a great personality, but I don’t think I’m that different from her. As you can tell there really isn’t much of a difference. I just wanted to know if it is the guys at our school or me. Thanks though!

Dream 1:

I was at my rivals highschool and i was supposed to be going to basketball camp which i didnt. After the camp was over i saw a kid from the football team who i dont know with the girl i like and i came back inside after waiting in the snow for a long time waiting for my dad. Someone kept asking me if the ski mask I had on was my friends and i said no but i didnt remember where i got it. Anyways I went inside and i started to talk with the football kid and the girl (im normally shy around, and im not the best looking guy.) and she said i looked hot in the ski mask. Then I walked through the gym and ended up walking with these black kids that i see at the ymca everyday inside an airport. Than i woke up.

Dream 2:

I dreamt that i was inside the ymca and there was a local carnival inside the ymca with rides and stuff and i sat unknowingly next to that girl near a tall ride and a rock climbing wall. Someone asked me how much money I had and i said 2 pennies and she started to laugh but not at me. To this tall kid who is really sarcastic and was wearing harry potter glasses. Then i woke up

What do these dreams mean?