Archive for May, 2010

idk what this movie's called?

ok these kids are in a boarding school and they go into this church chapel and they play this game like who is the killer and they start this rumor about a killer on campus who wears a neon ski mask and he carries around a hunting knife…i know this isn’t a lot of detail but can someone help me out? P.S. the name is something to do with a wolf…

Ok, so me and my friends have decided to jump this kid on the last day of school this year. I wont tell you why, but I assure you, it is a very legitimate reason, lets just say he did something very bad and wrong and he should be punished for it. So, I have him in my class the last period of school, so I will probably follow him and then meet up with my friends after that. But how can we do this without getting caught, and preferably without wearing ski masks or something. My plan was for me to just walk up to him and lay him out and then beat the shit out of him while he is down, like I really want to hurt this kid, the more blood on his face the better. I wont stop until he cries for me to stop. So how can I get away with this?

There were these 9 year old girls in my karate class and would constantly keep getting into my bag so I had some fun w/ them. I created "my diary" and wrote an entry about me robbing a train.This is what I wrote

Dear Diray,

Don’t tell anyone but I did something BAD! I robbed a train. I was bored and thought it would be fun. Nobody will know it was me because I wore a black ski mask (included the mask in the bag) Hey I know its wrong to steal but at least I wasn’t the dirty little coward who shot Mr. Howard and lay poor Jesse in his grave (Jesse James Reference). I am tired of those little munchkins at karate getting into my bag I might have to "take care of them" if they keep it up. Oh and I need new lipstick!

IT WAS AMAZING! The kids totaly fell for it- i saw them give the journal to the instructors to read they burst out laughing. And the best part we never told them it was fake. They apologized for getting into my bag and promised never to do so again!

What is your story?

Why all this stupidity about profiling?

We profile every day. 4 white kids riding around in a new BMW with OEM rims, registered to a 50 year old bank president cruising around at 15 mph in a depressed black neighborhood might be looking to score drugs.

A man walks into a bank in Phoenix is July wearing a ski mask, sunglasses, a black jacket with phone books taped to his chest might just be profiled. Failure to do so would just be stupid.

10 guys riding around in a pickup truck covered with confederate flags wielding 2 x 4’s exercising their freedom of speech (or what used to be a right) in San Francisco might just receive some additional attention.

4 Imams praying for the death of infidels prior to boarding a plane might be an insight into something bad. We fine the airlines for taking a second look. What is the difference between these activities and crying fire in a crowded theater?

There is nothing wrong with profiling, it is what comes after that we need to be careful of. Watching someone closely is just prudent, treating members to a separate set of restrictions is where the problem comes in. Each set of actions set the tone. Right now, do you think that someone praying for the death of a group of people prior to boarding a plane shouldn’t recieve a second look? What religion of peace prays for death?

Do you think these jokes are funny?

Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What’s the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away."

The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, "Why don’t you go home for the day…we aren’t terribly busy. Just take
the day off and go relax."

Sally very calmly states, "No I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. "If you need anything just let me know" says the boss.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sally. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically.

He rushes over an asks, "What’s the matter now? Are you going to be ok?"

Sally breaks down in tears. "I just received a horrible call from my sister. She said that her mom died too!!"

<<<<<This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said….
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

<<<<A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What’s up?" he says. "I’m having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor.

You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!!!

<<<<A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which horse was which.

A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse’s tail and our friend was stuck again.

The neighbor suggested she notch the ear
off one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn’t tell them apart.

The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black horse.

<<<< One day a Blonde walked into the doctors office with 2 red ears.
The doctor asked what happened. She said "I was ironing and the
phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake. "What happened
to the other ear?" the doctor asked. "They called back."

<<<<
Two blondes thought they would save money by re-siding their house themselves. After assembling all the necessary materials, the 1st blond put on a nail bag and started pounding in nails.
As the 2nd blonde brought over another piece of siding, she watched the 1st blonde take out a nail, look at it, and then throw it over her shoulder. The next nail she pounded in, after looking at it first. The 2nd blonde watched this routine for sometime, and finally asked the 1st blonde why she was throwing some of nails over her shoulder.
The 1st blonde said that when she pulled out a nail from the bag & looked at it, if the point of the nail was facing her, the nail had to be defective!
The 2nd blonde said "Those nails are not defective.
They’re for the other side of the house!

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Zentai in Jogging Suit

Just arrived at Campus, prepare for photo sessions

how do i do my hair with this hat?

i just bought this hat http://www.kohls.com/kohlsStore/kids/girlsbrands/sonoma/girls46x/PRD~268797/Sonoma+life+style+Starry+Fleece+Hat.jsp
and dont say its ugly, i only have to wear it for one ski trip

i need a hairdo that is very comfortable with the hat, and im going on a ski trip, so it cant be down, otherwise it will get my my face, in my way, tangles, and frizzy

i tried two braids, but they are uncomfortable

help me!!
i TTRIED pigtails, but they hurt after 10 minutes
i TTRIED pigtails, but they hurt after 10 minutes

Chris Benoit is innocent right??

I mean how could he do it, I saw him on TV, he is good wrestler. I have not personally seen any evidence, so none exists. Duh, also what about…

1. He didn’t look like a killer/suicidal person. A killer has a gun and wears a ski mask over his head, and Benoit never wore that on TV, I always watch wrestling so I know…

2. There are always kids in the crowd in wrestling, so if he did it, then he would have killed kids in the crowd one of those times.

He is innocent!!!! ROFLMAO
You be 100% obvious that you’re being sarcastic on yahoo answers, and NOBODY WILL GET IT. If these are the people answering questions on here, I feel sorry for someone who really needs an important question answered.
He took his life too so show him respect??? NO. I do NOT respect coward murderers who kill themselves.

Just to start I am not paranoid and I am a 29 year old male. Every time I go out anywhere people stare at me or act funny around me. For instance, the kids in my steet stare at me and sometime make fun of me. Recently I got a kid telling other kids to "go say ‘hi’ to that man." They never act that way to anyone else who walks in or out of our street. When I get on the bus everyone stares at me. Walking along the street I get people staring at me. Even in church the other day I got a big group of people staring at me even for several minutes after I took my seat. When I am in town and there are charity people on the street, you know taking names and bank details for charities, they single me out from all the other shoppers crowded round me. I am several metres away from them and as soon as they see me they zoom right up to me. I get drunks coming up to me asking for money or "spare fags." Perfectly normal once in a while but then not when it happens a lot and they pass by 20 other people to specifically harrass me once they lay eyes on me! One night I went out for food and some teenager tried to stab me for no reason whatsoever. Years ago I was on holiday with my family and we got some ice cream, we sat down on a bench near the waterfront and people stared at us when they passed by. One woman stopped and said to us, "wish I could could get a photo of this" Of what? People eating Ice-cream! Whenever I was in my Dad’s car people on the pavement would stare at me through the window. To single out our car out of many and be able to see me clearly through a car windscreen! Even when I am in a shop or something the staff act like I am weird or something. They don’t treat me like how I hear them treat others.

When I am somewhere where there are kids I get weird looks from their parents and hear them tell them to come closer to them or whatever! I am not a sex beast! I don’t think I look like on either.

When I was at college and even when I am out sometimes, people comment on my new jacket or a T-shirt I am wearing. Lots of people wear the same things, if not even worse and they don’t mind them! I had an REM T-shirt on one time and the people in collage commented on it. There were Goths in my class and they had outragous T-shirts on all the time!

Today two things happened and they are the last straw and is why I am asking this on here.
I went out shopping with my disabled brothers today, I am their carer. One brother wears a bright pink ski jacket. The other has a thick bushy beard. I had a leather jacket on and a smart shirt and looking perfectly normal. Guess what, I saw girls staring at me with a sneer on their face. Oh I am the weirdest looking one out of the three of us am i?

Then later there was a guy at the bus stop and as I was crossing the road her stared at me very hard. I saw him out of the corner of my eye. He had his head out forward from the rest of his body and a scowl on his face. As I passed round behind the busstop shelter and then straight on he kept turning round to follow me with his eyes. The bus came and took him away, I thought he was going to attack me.

I could go on and on. I don’t think I look weird. I dress alright. I am not a Goth or anything. Just a regular guy.

What’s up? Am I that repulsive?
OK firstly I never added a photo because I thought it unnecessary. The point is, is anyone that repulsive that they deserve to be stared at?

Secondly I have entertained all thoughts, particullary about it being in my head or as me coming across as insecure. Believe me I have ruled it all out. Now I am a dead end, so I asked on here.

I used to ignore if for ages. It slowly began to bug me more and more. I can be out walking with my friends and when I look over at them I see people staring at me.

Thirdly I am pretty sure I do no look at these people first. I see or feel them staring at me out of the corner of my eye and when I look in their direction sure enough their eyes are burning into me.

The woman when we were having ice-cream – I was looking out to sea. I only looked up at her after I heard her say it.

As for drunks and the like, yes it happens to everyone but the point is they single me out from a group of 20+. They pass by 9 or 10 other people to come up to me!

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